UnsiZeros https://unsizeros.net/ Where brain cells go to party and never return. en Fri, 28 Aug 2026 12:33:18 GMT Your Apps Are Screaming and Nobody Is Coming to Save You https://unsizeros.net/apps-screaming-notification-apocalypse-phone-demon/ https://unsizeros.net/apps-screaming-notification-apocalypse-phone-demon/ At some point between 2012 and now, your smartphone quietly transformed from a helpful little rectangle into a relentless emotional abuser with a badge count. We investigated exactly how Big Tech turned push notifications into psychological warfare — and why Duolingo's little owl should probably be on a watchlist. UnsiZeros Tech Absurdity Fri, 28 Aug 2026 12:26:04 GMT Confessions of a TikTok Shopping Victim: The Shelf of Shame Is Real and It's in My Living Room https://unsizeros.net/tiktok-shopping-impulse-buys-regret-index-buyer-remorse/ https://unsizeros.net/tiktok-shopping-impulse-buys-regret-index-buyer-remorse/ TikTok didn't just rewire our attention spans — it rewired our wallets. We collected the most gloriously pointless impulse purchases from real Americans, built a completely unscientific Regret Index, and tried to figure out why our brains simply cannot resist buying a $60 avocado slicer at 11 PM on a Tuesday. UnsiZeros Conspiracy Corner Fri, 28 Aug 2026 12:26:04 GMT Silicon Valley's Accidental Stand-Up Comic: How AI Learned to Be Unintentionally Hilarious https://unsizeros.net/ai-accidental-comedy-chatgpt-unhinged-outputs/ https://unsizeros.net/ai-accidental-comedy-chatgpt-unhinged-outputs/ Nobody asked ChatGPT to be funny. That's exactly why it's the funniest thing on the internet. We catalogued the most gloriously unhinged AI outputs of the past year so you don't have to lose your mind doing it yourself — though honestly, you might lose it anyway. UnsiZeros Tech Absurdity Fri, 28 Aug 2026 08:51:17 GMT I Tried to Prove the Internet Is Fake and Now I'm Not Sure I'm Real Either https://unsizeros.net/dead-internet-theory-bots-real-fake-investigation/ https://unsizeros.net/dead-internet-theory-bots-real-fake-investigation/ The Dead Internet Theory says most of what you see online is AI-generated slop pumped out by bots for bots, and the real humans left on the internet are just wandering through a digital ghost town wondering why nobody's home. I investigated. I found some things. I am fine. (I think I am fine.) UnsiZeros Conspiracy Corner Fri, 28 Aug 2026 08:51:17 GMT